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Church is evil.

1 Timothy 6:10 For the love of money
is the root of all evil...

BY IESUS CHURCH
Anno D-m-ni MMXXIII




For G-d and all church-attenders

202 No rights reserved

HONEST QUESTIONS DIALOGUE

I sit down besides you, lean over, and clasp my hands together facing you.

Me:Why do you go to church?
You:To learn about the word of G-d
Me:So why don't you just read the Bible?
You:Because the preacher gives insightful commentary
Me:But why don't you just listen to sermons online or on the radio?
You:I don't know. I mean; I like my preacher.
Me:First off, that's gay. Second off, so you think you, in your local church, have found the best preacher? better than Billy Sunday, Jack Hyles, Lester Roloff?
You:It doesn't have to be the best preacher in America for me to listen to them. As long as I learn something...

Me:Why get silver when you can get gold? Moreover, why waste time going over to church when you have a Bible and better sermons at home?
You:I mean,; it's also fun to hang out with the others.
Me:A-ha! I knew it! You don't go to church for the Bible. You don't care about the Bible! You don't care about the sermon! You don't care about G-d! You just care about the people! Like all church attenders, you just care about the people!
You:I care about G-d!
Me:No you don't. Otherwise you'd be praying and reading the Bible at home. You're just going to church to waste your time with people acting like it's for G-d.
You:You son of a man! We'll agree to disagree.
Goes on phone to watch brindead entertainment

CHURCH IS VAIN

Why do you pray in church? Because you wanted to bow down your head like everybody else, to fit in. Verily I say unto you, you have had your reward. Matthew 6:5

And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues[churches] and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I sau nto you, They have their reward.

So why do you prain in church? It is practically useless. It is also a waste of time. Why go to church when you can read the Bible? And if you really need someone to interpret it for you, just listen to a sermon. This is all obvious, but you wouldn't stop going to church, for you are only going for the people. What does

PROJECT DISCONTINUED

I decided digitalization of books is gay and evil. Why does Luid von Ahn, inventor of ReCAPTCHA, a book digitalizer, is so invested in digitalizing books? Besides the pursuit of money, it is because they are trying to get rid of real books or expect real books to no longer exist and everything will be fake. If you read Fahrenheit 451, you should know how important real books and the experiences thereof are. Therefore I say if you want to read my book, you won't do it online. Instead, get out of the internet and go read books at the library, you little piece of shrimp mother father. And go freak yourself while you're at it, mutt.

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