Feminism Turns Women Into Lesbians

Let's not waste time. I won't event waste my time with color. Let's get straight to the message. The message is this: I know it sounds kind of wacky, but I have thought it through, and it is true; feminism turns women into lesbians. Why? Feminism tells women to be independent. But what happens when a woman starts carrying around bricks and fixing ACs and fixing cars and chopping down trees? Not only will she completely suck at all of this, she will lose her high-pitched voice. She will lose her delicacy and ladyness. She will even lose her menstruations. Eventually, she will become this:

> Short hair
> Mustache
> Always stern
> Beard
> No breasts
> Hairy arms
> Men's clothing (Deuteronomy 22:5)
> Stopped menstruating at 25
> Hairy legs
> Heavy brown boots

^ That's what single moms turn into. Necessity forces them to become that. It is like black women who came to behave like men because they grew up without their fathers. We are all victims of feminism. The women who bought into feminism are like Eve in the garden who bit of the fruit and messed it up for everyone.

Think of Ms. Trunchbull from Matilda. She has no husband. She is a proud feminist. Now think of Ms. Honey. She is a sweet wife as intendeth the Lord. (Now, yes, I know they are both single, but if Ms. Honey doesn't get married soon, she will quickly turn into an old hag like Ms. Trunchbull.)

The woman above is obviously tranny. The thing is, I'm honestly embarassed of myself I didn't realize this before. If feminism aims to rid men of women's lives, obviously they're gonna become trannies! Honestly, you should have realized that before.

The Last Argument

I think I have not been sounding smart hitherto. Therefore, I shall make this intellectual argument: women, by nature, seek men who resemble their fathers to marry; unless they have daddy issues, that is. If men are effeminate faggots (by the way, feminism turns men into faggots), the very women will resemble women's fathers more than men, so they will go after women. It is a shame but it is true. Or leaving the father-thing aside, women, by nature, seek strong men that they may take care of them and their children. But if women are stronger than men, women will go after women.

Conclusion

I really wish I could make myself clearer, but I think I may not have. Perhaps if you ignore everything and just consider the image above, it will be less confusing.

Next on this series: Feminism Turns Men Into Faggots

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