On April 20th we commemorate the German leader who brought the Weimar Republic out of an economic depression, hyperinflation, sexual degeneracy [tor], and a generally lost nation. He gave them something they hadn't had since the German Empire - hope. He brought life to their dead eyes, and inspired a nation to again achieve greatness overcoming the dire circumstances. Therefore on April 20th we celebrate the both national and global leader, Adolf Hitler.
As well as a day to commemorate Hitler, April 20th is a day of self-improvement and reflexion. It is a time to remember our bigger-than-life holy goals and work to achieve them, a time to refresh the mind from the perverting, sex-saturated, nihilistic society we live in and focus on becoming the best version of ourselves. It is a day in which we learn, grow, and become stronger. Without further adue, let's get into the guide.
You can sing the American song Happy Birthday in German, but better yet, you can sing the traditional German song Hoch Soll Er Leben. Here is a guide on how to sing Happy Birthday in German, couresty of Iesus Church.
Believe it or not, Hitler was a vegetarian. There is even evidence of this in his teeth (although he would make exceptions). To commemorate Hitler and his legacy, do not eat meat on his birthday (April 20th). Moreover, be kind to animals. Pet your dog, especially if it's a German Shepherd, for Hitler himself was an animal lover.
Die Führef als Tierfreund, Click to enlarge
Horst Wessel-Lied (German for Horst Wessel's Song) is a song written by Horst Wessel, a German martyr who was shot by a communist when the Nationalist Socialist Party was starting to rise to power. Joseph Goebbels then published the song and lyrics in his newspaper, Der Angriff. The song later became the co-national anthem of Germany, the national anthem being Deutschlandlied (whose lyrics or notes you can also learn for April 20th). The song is emblematic of Nazi Germany and very nice. So, instead of singing Hitler happy birthday (which I suppose you could), you should sing him Horst Wessel-Lied. Also, the music-button above plays Horst Wessel Lied when clicked.
Have a fun time practicing your goose step for Hitler's birthday. The goose step was the marching style used by Nazi Germany until the ladder years of WWII when they had more pressing matters. It is a marching style wherein you have to kick your leg up without bending it. Do something like this guy.
Go lift and take a cold shower, preferrably in the morning. Lift hard - you should be sore on April 21st - and take the cold shower unhesitantly. Hitler Youth used to go into the freezing-cold German rivers as punishment from their squad leader; that I remember reading. And taking cold showers is in memory thereof. It will remind of those soldiers who trained and fought hard to save their nation from becoming the cesspool of humanity [tor] it once was - and has become.
Do you know about Horst Wessel, the natsoc martyr and songwriter? Do you know about Joseph Goebbels, the propaganda chief? Did you know Hitler used to be a heavy smoker but then quit altogether? What about the Weimar Republic [tor] and its depravities? There is plenty of history to learn, wherefrom you can draw inspiration.
Become a better version of yourself. Become a superhuman, a real member of the Aryan Master Race. Work out, fast, pray, take challenges, take risks, groom, eat healthily, etc. Do not (ever) watch porn and do not masturbate. If you want to accomplish anything, you have to become stronger, otherwise you won't be able to accomplish anything. Become the man younger you would stand in awe of. Most men are pathetic when compared to SS officers. Do not let that be yo. Do not be a degenerate, domesticated so-called man. Be a man your ancestors could be proud of. If you want to bring about change, you must be strong both physically (therefore work out), spiritually (therefore pray and read the Bible), and psychologically (therefore take cold showers). Also, be smart and do some brain-straining activities such as puzzles or logistic tasks. Plan a trip or something. Also, reading is good for you; read all of Iesus Church's articles.
Hitler was against smoking. He offered a gold watch to close associates who would quit smoking. His leadership ran the largest anti-smoking campaign in the world during his time[1], funding German researchers to do research which would eventually discover the link between smoking and lung cancer. Hitler truly was ahead of his time - and right all along!
If you consider yourself unable to stop smoking, consider, you guessed it, Hitler. He used to be a heavy smoker back in his youth, smoking 25 to 40 cigarettes daily, but then he quit and advocated for others to do the same. [2]. Thus he saved his lungs from a lot of damage as well as those of others. If Führer can do it, so can you.
Hitler said that if he had won, everyone in Europe would speak German. Behold
In a hundred years, our language [German] will be the European language. The nations of the east, the north and the west will, to communicate with us, learn our language.
- Adolf Hitler (source)
So try learning some German. Maybe learn both the lyrics and meaning of Deutschlandlied.
Tell others about Hitler's birthday. To bring Hitler up, I reccomend saying
> Would you rather fight in WWI or WWII?
>>WWII
> Yes sir, Mein Führer!
>>Pffst
> Hey, speaking about Hitler, d'you know in _ days is his birthday?
>>For real?
> Yea, look it up. What're gonna do for his birthday?
>>Yo, what?
> Yeah I'm gonna... You're invited.
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